Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Thanksgiving in Kaifeng

Last week was Thanksgiving. And even here in China, we had a real one-- we'd been preparing for about a week, deciding what food we should (attempt) to make and what we needed to buy online. None of us have made Thanksgiving dinner, or HAD a real Thanksgiving away from our families (I did miss it when I was abroad in Japan), so this was a new thing for us all.

We agreed that the courses would be: turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, cranberries, corn, rolls, and pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream. We knew immediately that the turkey would HAVE to be bought online, and for a wild few days we actually considered getting a LIVE turkey. That was obviously voted down and we purchased a frozen one off taobao (a Chinese site kind of like ebay). Along with the turkey, we also got cranberries, and brownie mix. Josh added the brownie mix at the end, and we didn't actually make brownies, we just ate the mixed batter throughout the day as we cooked. Yum.
[picture = Ben with our turkey from taobao! It was still frozen when it arrived.]


Everything else we tried to find at "biggest Sam's ever Sam's" our name for, well, the biggest San Mao Shopping Center that we've seen in Kaifeng. We got potatoes, what we thought were sweet potatoes, beans, canned corn, bread, green onions, crackers (for casserole), and other random ingredients.

Cooking began the day before, and I wasn't able to participate because I was planning for classes, but they made the pumpkin pie and the green bean hot dish. We had one little microwave-sized oven (that Ben purchased) and two hot plates with pots and pans to cook with. Thankfully, the turkey we got (an 8lb I believe) *just* fit into the mini-oven.
[Josh and Marlie cooking the day before.]


The next day (Thanksgiving Day!) we started as soon as I returned from new campus after classes. I almost did all the stuffing myself, while the others took care of the turkey and peeling, cleaning, and cutting potatoes. (About 7 pounds/20 or so potatoes.) We guessed on a LOT of things, like the amount of potatoes we needed, or in some cases, the amount of ingredients we needed in each dish, because we were lacking in a few things.

The stuffing I hoped would be good, because I was trying to counteract the bread that we used. The loaves of bread here seem to be a LOT sweeter (which is strange), and as far as I've seen, is almost exclusively white bread. So a lot of salt and onion and celery was needed. (plus chicken broth and garlic- that made up the stuffing)


My hands smelled like garlic and onion for about three days, even though I washed them quite a few times to try to get the smell off.

We knew the turkey would take a while to cook, at least three hours, so Josh went to get the turkey from Marlie's fridge. It was still a tiny bit frozen in the middle, so we stuck it in the shower... That's a sad looking turkey in there. And the stuffing got to cook quickly before the turkey went in.
The sad sad turkey...


Potatoes were next, and Ben and I helped mash them. We didn't have any containers large enough for all the potatoes, so Josh found a bucket of his, cleaned it out, and we mashed away...


When we came to the sweet potatoes, Ben noted they seemed a bit... wet. I thought they seemed a bit funny too, and I remembered that we were unsure that they really WERE sweet potatoes when we bought them, but they were the only things around that looked REMOTELY like sweet potatoes. I looked up the characters, and we'd actually gotten "snow lotus fruit". Definitely not sweet potatoes. But I remembered that I'd seen a vendor selling some outside west gate, and so Josh and I went to purchase some so we could still have some for dinner.

Almost everything was ready at this point, so we cleaned up, set the table, and I took a nap (because I was running on very little sleep) and came back upstairs to find everyone playing Scrabble.
Our delicious meal!


The dinner itself was Marlie, Josh, Ben, and I and we invited Jackie and Puppy (she couldn't come), Jeff, Emily, a female student (not mine, forgot her name), and a woman who came with Jackie to help film our Thanksgiving extravaganza.

All in all, the dinner was amazingly successful. The only hiccup being the sweet potatoes, and our inability to find whipped cream (or cream of ANY sort), and then at the end of the meal, testing out our homemade pumpkin pie... it was pretty terrible. Far too pumpkin-y, which I was thinking might happen since we had no nutmeg, and it was still a semi-radioactive orange color. But the TURKEY was delicious, and obviously the most important thing to get right, which we did. And the best part for me was finally finding REAL milk that wasn't yogurt, but drinkable milk. It tastes somewhere between 2% and 1%, but I will take what I can get.

My family doesn't have any real traditions for Thanksgiving, but Marlie read a poem and we went around the room saying what we were thankful for.

It was a great Thanksgiving, even if it wasn't with my real family.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Portrait

(This is a back-post that I couldn't get up until now. It was written on Nov 8 2010)

I had a student ask me last week, "what's your favorite color?" I said green. Then she asked, "what's your favorite clothes?" I was a little confused by this question and it took a little bit more conversation for her to admit that she wanted to DRAW me. She was gathering information to draw me in "pretty clothes and dress". I laughed and said, sure you can do that. Well, this week she came up to me after class and handed me FOUR drawings of me in various outfits. She said to pick my favorites. I picked the "Princess Marija" and the Halloween-version. Here they are for your viewing pleasure:




My students are weird. But clearly some of them like me enough to draw me. And I'm still occasionally getting a few of them asking for photos after class.... by that time I'm covered in chalk. A few have said they wanted a photo to send to their parents, who have never seen a foreigner before. They've only seen them from movies.

But they're all still pretty shy. I think their overall confidence has grown a bit since the beginning, and I know the ones who will speak up in each class, but I still don't know names. I tallied it a few weeks ago, and I have just around 400 students total. So I definitely don't know their names. I suppose if I had thought of a good system ahead of time, I may have more memorized by now, but I definitely don't know that many. And I probably won't know them at the end of the semester. That's one aspect of being a teacher that I really suck at-- remembering names and faces. I feel a little bad about that, but at this moment, I think it's more important I can give them a taste of America and what I have to offer them than to remember 400 names and faces.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Shanghai - Day Three, World EXPO

Day 3 of Shanghai - I apologize for bad photo formatting, but internet has been crappy on my end, and I just wanted to get this up ASAP.



It was Monday, and we got up at 5:40am, got ready, and hopped on a train to meet Angela at one of the many EXPO gates at about 7. She was quite late, and didn't get there until 7:30 or so. Then to get in line for tickets (That began selling at 7:30, but there was already a large-ish line.) The Chinese and lines do not go together well. It's always a headache to be in a large (even small ones sometimes) with the Chinese, because every time there has inevitably been pushing by impatient people, or the "fake" moving, of everyone squeezing together closer when everyone should KNOW that tickets aren't sold until 7:30am, or that the park doesn't open until 9am. There's no need to be closer to each other than we already are if we're not actually GOING anywhere. But clearly, we're in the minority of that thought. :/

As we were waiting for a bathroom break, we decided to buy some of the tiny tiny fold-up stools that some people were selling. They ended up (for me) being reallly worth it (10 kuai) because there were a lot of lines, and a lot of walking, and a lot of waiting.

Anyway, after getting our tickets and stools, we had to go through some very quick security, then into the massive line of people at the gate. We were probably in that line for an hour or less. As you can see, it kinda goes on forever...


But once we got IN the EXPO, it was a lot better. We'd decided we would avoid any pavilions with extra extra long lines, and only attempt a really long line maybe at the end of the day, when we would probably be tired (we didn't actually end up doing that). So we wanted to hit (or at least I was of this mindset) as many pavilions as possible in the only day we could be there. Most people, it seemed, spent two days at the EXPO, but we had not planned or wanted to do that since we'd only be in Shanghai for a few days. And the money issue too, of course.

This meant, definitely no going in the China, Japan, or Taiwan pavilions. China's (and Taiwan's) needed reservations, and they were already out of reservations when Angela asked a worker at 7:45am.

So we took photos next to the outsides of pavilions, so at least we could get the sense of how many countries were represented. (A TON, THAT'S HOW MANY) They were also selling fake passports because each country (or at least each country was SUPPOSED to have one) had a stamp that you could get stamped in your passport. They were 40 or 50 kuai, and that was way too much for a piece of paper, so I used the back of my notebook, and they would still stamp that. Hooray for being frugal!


I felt a bit overwhelmed with all the choices, but we'd decided to walk further out to the European edge. We'd walked for at least 15 minutes, and we needed to get in line for SOMETHING quickly while the lines were still somewhat short, so we picked Sweden. Sweden had Dala horses outside, which made me very happy.

The theme of the EXPO was "Better City, Better Life" so a lot of the pavilions exhibited their green technology, or recent developments to improve their cities. I think Sweden's had the most of all the ones we went into.


I also noticed that if it was possible, a country would try to have a semi-mascot. For Sweden, this was Pippi Longstocking. Good thing I didn't wear my hair in braids that day! Sweden's had the most gadgets and such inside, and they of course had an IKEA-centerpiece. And swings!! I love swings, and I had no idea why they were there, but I was happy to swing on one for a bit.

Our second was Ireland, which was honestly a bit dull, as it was mostly just pictures so you could pretend you were there. The only non-photo exhibitions in Ireland were the examples of houses from different decades. Neat, but it didn't quite make up for it. Sorry Ireland, I guess you didn't have as much to offer.


We wandered for quite a bit after Ireland, noticed that Germany's line was INSANELY long (probably at the three or four hour mark at that point) and so we finally chose the Netherlands for our next stop.


The Netherlands had a bunch of movable sheep, and had what I think was the most visually interesting pavilion-- it looked like a bunch of floating rooms connected by a swirly walkway. Great Britain's by comparison looked terrifying with it's porcupine-outside.


The Netherlands reminded me most of what old World Fairs were meant to do-- display new inventions, innovations, and anything interesting to come out of the country. Each "room" or "house" contained something that the Dutch had helped create.

Van Gogh, a neato toy clock carousel, a terrifying bear that's eyes would follow you, a floating rock, a square car, a solar car, some very strange art (one was supposed to be like a bar?), a wind-turbine car, and a telescope... those were just a few of the neat things there. I felt that I was the only one who cared about the rooms, since I was quite far behind the others while roaming this pavilion.

We picked Lithuania next, since Josh has ancestry there. There wasn't much to offer inside, but apparently they invented hot air balloons and basketballs. (Didn't know that.)

We'd have liked to go inside Canada, but that was another that the line was reaaallly long at. We did an awful lot of walking up to pavilions and seeing how long the lines were, then walking away because we didn't want to waste so much time waiting.


At this point, we came upon the USA, and we had noticed that if you had a valid passport for the country pavilion (excepting China of course) you could take a super short VIP line. So we did this for the USA, even though we'd heard it wasn't the best one. USA's was three movies in three theaters that were shuffled to, and then a final advertisement room with all of the sponsors for the pavilion. Not... really inspiring. The movies themselves were alright. The first bothered me the most, since it was mostly showing how Americans can't speak Chinese (thanks a lot) and then a bit with Kobe Bryant, because the Chinese love him. The woman introducing was American, and she mentioned she was from Minnesota, and I yelled and jumped and she heard me. I went up to her for a minute afterward and she said she was from Edina and I told her where I was from, and she said she was working for the EXPO for the time, but then she got swamped by other Chinese, so I didn't get to talk to her any more than that.

The second movie was mostly forgettable, something with keeping children as our future, nurturing their creative progress, and that they'll make the world better. And then a little message from Barack Obama (though most of it was narrated by Hillary).

The third was an actual movie (no talking, however, just music) starring a girl of 12 or so (with WAAAAAY too much make-up on. It was really distracting for me.) wanting to start a garden in a broken-down alley. No one helps her at first, then she starts asking for help, and the neighbors finally pitch in. It rains, and she's sad their work has gone to waste, but everyone else fixes it up the next day. And lala oh it's so heartwarming. It was pretty, but... it was essentially just a "let's work together" message.

And then ads. So I can see why some people were not so impressed with the USA. I wasn't. I feel we could have done something much different than what was displayed, but... I suppose there was no initiative for that.


Next was the Africa Pavilion-- not many countries in Africa could afford the huge pavilions of the US or Sweden, so there was a larger hall for all the other countries in Africa. I got more stamps here. Some of the countries we walked past or through: Cameroon, Republic of Congo, Chad, Guinea-Bissau, Mali, Benin, Niger, Kenya, Republic of Togo, Senegal (where I had a guy from Senegal try to talk to me in French), and Ghana.


I think at this point we took a little rest, since we'd been walking around for hours. Found some more Haibao illustrations in the ground, and we took the ferry across to the other side of the EXPO. We weren't sure what this side was for, exactly. We wanted to go into the pavilion labeled simply, "OIL". But it was far too long, and so we ended up just going into one for a Chinese company named something about jade (I cannot remember their name now) that was sort of interesting, and had a lot of history and a strange movie about jade (it used a song from Batman Begins, without permission, I'm sure), and we headed back over the river.


The South Korean exhibit looked crazy awesome from the outside, but alas, it was another on the warnings they would broadcast that had "exceeded a wait of 5 hours", sooo no. We weren't going there. (It was maybe 4pm at this point?)



We wanted to hit a few more, and we wanted to stay until it at least got a little dark to see what it was like at night. Nepal and India were close, and really gorgeous looking. Nepal's line appeared short, and we went in only to realize it had a fake "entrance" line, and then another line for the inside. So we just looked at what was in the inner ring and got out again.


We'd looped our way back to the Chinese pavilion, so we got a few photos in front of it. China's pavilion was really beautiful and by far the largest, and it would have been nice to see inside, but I reasoned that we're already IN China, we can explore China for real later in the year. And possibly Taiwan too (I have yet to decide what I'm doing for Winter Break).

The sun was beginning to set, and we saw that New Zealand's line was short, so we entered. It was short for a reason-- it was similar to Ireland, and they mostly showed pictures, and had a tree on display that had been created for Lord of the Rings.

Our last stop was the Philippines, which was kind of empty of anything but food and a Beatles cover band. We got some yummy banana fritter-type things (forgot their name) and headed out. We walked past a few pavilions we'd missed, and figured out where the nearest train stop was to our location in the park. Angela had already left us at this point, because she had to meet some other friends around 7pm.

We stayed in the park JUST long enough to see some of the lights turn on. We exited the gates at 6pm. We'd been there for almost 12 hours. We returned to our hostel, and we all kinda collapsed for a while, then realized we needed food and we still had some time to kill before we would let ourselves go to bed. I honestly don't remember what I ate that day, but we did decide to test out the bar scene. Of course, it was still a MONDAY night, so there wasn't much happening. But we found the area according to Marlie's travel guide that was the "bar street". We wandered a little and entered a bar and we all decided to get Guinness. The bottles proclaimed it was the "foreign extra Guinness". Sadly, it was not Guinness. It didn't taste like it at all other than being a dark beer. But we drank it, since it was our one real splurge on the trip. (None of us bought anything in the way of souvenirs while we were in Shanghai.)

We returned to the hostel, a bit silly over our non-Guinness experience, and decided we would sleep in a bit for Tuesday (since we'd gotten very little sleep the past two days) and do anything we had left tomorrow. Angela sent us more information about places to visit, and with another Jet Li action movie playing, a little bit of 90s Spider-Man, and the realization that I'd burned myself that day, we went to bed.

Here are a few extra photos of the EXPO:
[Jade carving - An exhibit in the Sweden pavilion - Russian Pavilion]




[Turkey Pavilion - Brazil's - Poland's - Malaysia's]






Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Song Contest

Tonight Josh, Ben, and I made some work on our song entries.

Um what? Many of you may ask. Well, a few weeks ago, Puppy told me about a singing competition among teachers that would take place in a month or so. I said I might be interested, and if I could sing with others. I could, so I asked Josh and Ben if they were interested.

We didn't do anything until tonight (since we kinda forgot about it). We thought we had to participate in some kind of "tryout" round, which we didn't learn of until the NIGHT before, so we sorta gave up on it. But Puppy texted me again this morning saying that a few teachers didn't go to the tryout, and we could still do it if we're ready by the end of this week. So we went searching after dinner tonight.

We have to have two songs prepared, apparently, so the first we picked is a hymn called "The Day is Past and Gone" or "Evening Darkness". Josh found it and decided we should do it. It's basically a round for three parts, I do a semi soprano/alto (since I don't quite have the range for soprano, but I'm the only girl), Josh is tenor, and Ben is bass.

Fun fact: Josh can't read music. And he's never sung before. But! He can match his voice very well to the audio we found of the music, so we're not terribly worried. And I can tell he's going to really work on his part. I just have to work on my high notes, and Ben on a few of his lowest notes.

So singing and Halloween will engulf this week!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Shanghai - Day One/Two

[The trip was from Saturday October 2 - Wednesday October 6]

The first day was really just the traveling day. Our train was supposed to leave at 5:15pm or so, but it was an HOUR late (ugh). Apparently that's the norm, however... sadly.

It was an overnight train, and we were able to exchange our tickets from hard seats to hard BEDS at the last minute (as in, three hours before our train left). Which was completely worth the approximate 100 kuai difference, because the train was 1) 5 hours faster and 2) BEDS instead of seats, thank god. There are four types of train options: hard seat (the worst), soft seat (I think?), hard bed, and soft bed.

I was still quite unwell, and I was without my voice the entire trip, and with a hacking/gross cough as well. But I tried not to let that keep me from having a good time.

I personally was unable to sleep very well on the train. I think it was my coughing, probably.


As you can see, the bunks were very close together, and this train was made to fit a LOT of people, even in the more comfortable hard bed area. Six beds to each portion. There was only separation between train cars. I had an undercurrent of nerdy excitement the entire time because I felt like I was on the Hogwarts Express... but not as fast, or going to learn magic.


The best bunk was definitely the bottom bunk, since you could still sit up on the bed without slouching, and you had space for storage under your bed and the small nightstand AND the window. But only top bunks were left, so we had a row of three top bunks. Middle supposedly is the next best choice, but I personally felt the top was the second best, since you could pretend there was no one else around, being so high up. And I could throw my purse up top and feel fairly secure that it would be safe.

We were, as we often are, the stupid foreigners. We had bought a few snacks for the train, and for some reason believed that to be enough. It wasn't. Ramen would have been the SMART thing. But we were able to purchase (with inflation) some fruit to tide us over. And then I slept/tried to sleep the entire way.

We arrived in Shanghai finally at 5:30am (on Sunday now), a bit tired and gross. But no there was rest for us! We waited until we met Angela, Ben's friend who is now attending Tonji University. She graduated from Henan last year, and she was an amazing tour guide and super helpful.

Our first task was to purchase return tickets to Kaifeng. We were only able to find 16 hour daytime hard seats. I was very un-pleased about that, and I hoped we could find better ones closer to our return.

We also hadn't actually GOTTEN hotel reservations, and it took at least two hours for Angela to find us a place to stay. This was our first encounter with foreign discrimination, as we weren't allowed to stay at a cheap hostel (that we reassured Angela we would be fine with staying at even if it was sort of crappy) because we were foreigners and some BS policy that it'd be dangerous if we stayed there. What.

So Angela finally found a hostel, the Koala International Youth Hostel. And reassuring her again, that yes, three beds in one room is FINE, and it was exactly what were expecting anyway, we got our place. The price was jacked up because of the EXPO, but we were just grateful we didn't have to go to an insanely priced foreign hotel, and that we now had somewhere to sleep.

We left our bags at her dormitory at Tongji, and while we were there we saw a cat family. This is one of the kittens, pondering the Dao.

But we were hardly done with the day. We still went on ahead to visit the Oriental Pearl and other tall things (Josh likes tall things), and the Bund (I thought she was saying "the Band" or the "the Bond" for quite a while before I clarified with Josh), an area similar in feel to the Mall in DC. Lots of sightseeing and such.

We gave Angela a lot of firsts-- her first time on the subway (which I bet she loves now, since she was only using the bus up until that point) and her first time EATING at a Subway. We found one, and I would have eaten there too, but all I wanted was a turkey sandwich and they were OUT OF TURKEY. I was very upset so I didn't get anything.

This consumed the rest of our day, and so we returned with our bags, exhausted, to the hostel. We found that there was a baozi (dumpling) vendor RIGHT outside, so we planned to have baozi for breakfast every morning (possibly one of my favorite street foods).

We scanned the tv channels and found what must have been a Jet Li channel, since every night it had old Jet Li movies. The first night I think it was a Western (as in the type of movie, with cowboys) kung fu movie, and it had some American actors (none recognizable), which made for an entertaining period just before bed.

The next day's plan? To tackle the World Expo. Angela texted us that night with directions to get to one of the Expo gates, where we'd meet her at 7:30am. We would have to get up at 5:20am the next day...

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Names

I have to name all of my freshmen students (which is 5 of my 7 classes, so.... a lot.) Some of them had English names, but not many. In all, it's probably around 200 names I need to think up, and most of them female.

I've kind of started running out of good, normal names, so there are a few named "Athena" or "Artemis". But I figure this is okay, since they'd find some crazy names on their own if I let them. (Some new discoveries among all our classes: Ted Mosby, Hrothgar, Jack Evette, Cookie, Clytze, Bells, Assassin.)

But I'm also hoping with all these strange names that I'll be able to remember their faces/names together. I'm terrible at it, and I have over 300 students. I've resigned myself that I probably won't know them all by the end of the semester, still. But I'll try.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Dogs

Okay, I'm going to do bite-sized chunks of blogging to make up for not blogging in a while.

I'll get around to talking about the Shanghai trip I just took, but... not quite yet.

This one will be about dogs.

There are a lot of dogs in China. And they're mostly outside. Well really, everyone is outside, and that includes the dogs. But they seem to prefer the small, "ankle-biter demon dogs" (as Josh says- I do not agree). A lot of them have underbites, so they're probably shitzus/mutts of some kind. Not the prettiest dogs, but they're all friendly. None of them bite or bark. They just dawdle around (usually without a leash) and sniff things.

If they're not small white fluffy things, they're German Shepherds. But their attitudes are the same. They walk around and sniff, and wag their tail if people come near. We've seen a handful of other big dogs (like labs) but it's usually only German Shepherds and tiny underbite dogs.

We nicknamed one of the drink lady's dogs.. Underbite, of course. But two days ago we learned the dog's real name: Niu Niu. [nee-yo nee-yo] Niu Niu can do a "hand-shake" sort of trick. If you lift your foot near her foot, she'll put her paw on it. It's really adorable, and I think even Josh has softened to Niu Niu and her awful underbite.

(I'll try to take a picture of her in the future.)

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Full Week, and the Huang He

The past few days have been the most action-filled thus far.

This was my first (almost) complete week of class. I had class Thursday morning for four hours, Friday for four, and Saturday morning for four. Thursday was nursing classes, so they got their second class from me. They'll consistently be my guinea pig classes for ideas and such since they'll be ahead a class the entire semester. That is, if I go the same speed for every class. Which I probably won't, since the sizes vary greatly. Friday classes are around 70-85 students. My biggest classes by far. The first class Saturday morning only has 13 by comparison. We'll definitely be going faster through lessons just because there are fewer of them. The second Saturday class is back up around 70.

My ratio of boys to girls is better in the non-nursing classes, since nursing isn't exactly a popular option for males. But the number of females still outweighs the males by far. The most I have is 30 in the 80+ class.

For my second lesson, I mostly stuck to the first unit activities, which included reading a passage out loud, answering questions in class, and some vocabulary checking. I made up a warm-up that turned out to be a smash. I found this Calvin & Hobbes comic, and made it empty. I asked the students to create a story or skit to the comic they could perform to the class. It gave me a few ideas for future warm-ups and activities, and I think every class really enjoyed it.

Here are the best pictures I could take with my tripod and self-timer of my teaching outfits. I forgot to take one of yesterday's, but there are glimpses of it in the following pictures, as you'll see.

One day I really was craving sweets, so this is a picture of an unopened and opened moon cake. Moon cakes are for the upcoming autumn festival (which we get three days off for), but the flavors can be a bit... hit or miss. I was able to find a strawberry one, and as you can see the inside was a strawberry-like paste. I liked it. Though I don't think I'll eat the egg yolk one.

Saturday, however, was the best day I've had so far. Ben was able to meet a fantastic man, Zhu Xue, a wood carver. Ben got in contact with him because he wants to learn English, and Zhu Xue invited all of us to his store and out to dinner yesterday. I was the only one of us genuinely excited to see the carvings, though I thought Zhe Xue was an old man from the business card Ben showed me. He is not. He's about 30 years old, and he's been carving for 12 years and incredibly successful. He's a native of Kaifeng, and he's carved the famous scroll, 清明上河图, or “Along the River on the During the Qingming Festival”. It took him five YEARS. (EDIT: Not two, FIVE! It took him two years to make the Olympic car featured on his website.)


Anyway, Zhu picked us up at 6pm in his shiny fancy car (with amazing sound system) and drove us to his store. Everything was incredible. After showing us the store, including a carved CAR he made for the olypmics (it costs about 3 million dollars to purchase) he asked us what our favorite Chinese characters were and proceeded to make calligraphy scrolls for each of us. Josh chose dragon: 龍, I chose phoenix: 鳳, Marlie chose duck: 鴨, Ben chose god: 神, and JM chose Tao: 道. The process itself was amazing to watch, using a rice-like substance to soak up the ink and create “feathering” of sorts inside the characters.

After the calligraphy we headed to dinner, to the fanciest place we've been to in Kaifeng. There was a woman paid to play the piano at the entrance! And the menu had English AND pictures, so we had a much easier finding food than usual. They had western food, so Marlie and I had spaghetti, and Josh had pizza. The pizza they make in China is slightly different (just like the Japanese idea of pizza) and it doesn't have tomato sauce on it. It's still very delicious, though. We all had Budweiser (the usual Qingdao is too sweet tasting for my tastes), since they offered us beer, and because there were six of us (or possible because of Zhu Xue) we got free extra dishes which included a plate of lettuce with dressing, roasted peanuts, and a delicious fruit platter that I ended up eating half of. (No one else seemed to be eating from it!)

After dinner, we realized we'd be getting back after ten o-clock so we had to call Lao Wang, the gatekeeper of our complex. He locks the gate at ten, and we need to let him know if we'll be back later so he can stay awake/be aware that he'll have to open it for us. Ben called and we were about to head back, but Zhu Xue suggested KTV. Karaoke. I said YES since we were going to be late anyway, we should take advantage of going to our first KTV. We ended up going, and it was glorious.

He brought us to the BEST KTV in Kaifeng. It was like a castle. It was incredibly clean inside and the walls were full of neon designs. As you can see, we enjoyed it.

We got back just before midnight (before the main gates lock). Best Saturday ever.

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I've realized that Josh is my catalyst for really DOING things. This morning he convinced me to get up at 9, even though we'd gone to bed at 3 the night before so we could go to the Huang He/Yellow River. The river that I've named this blog after.

I got myself up and threw on clothes. It was raining. But we decided we would go anyway. We originally were going to take the tricycle/cart, and I would drive it on the way there while he ran, and then he would bike and I would ride on the way back. But I can't maneuver it at ALL and so we borrowed Ben's bike (really a bike we found in the apartments that we fixed up to working order).

By the time we'd swapped bikes, it had stopped raining, (9:30 approx) thankfully. I rode the bike with Marta's yellow backpack she left, stuffed with our water bottles, extra coats, and 10 kuai. I decided last minute to grab my ipod and portable speaker and threw it in the basket. A great idea, and we played some Americana folk music as we biked/ran to the Huang He.

It was pretty clear we were leaving the city life and approaching the country. We passed through a very small market, and a lot of corn and rice fields. And a duck. And lots and lots of dogs, chickens, and roosters crowing.

We only knew vaguely the direction. North, until you can't. It took about an hour, and it was completely worth it. We reached a dirt path, and a man with his sheep was to the right. We didn't want to scare the sheep or startle any rams, so we went on the other side. It was a very pretty park. The tiny village or market we came across was almost empty.

And then we reached the river. The ground wasn’t muddy per se, but more like clay. We took off our shoes and waded in the river for a while.

On the way back we saw some cows chained to trees.

Another day off to a great start!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

First Day of Classes

So today was my first day of class! At most I have four hours of class in one day, two classes. There is a break every hour, which is nice, but I didn't leave or do anything during any of the breaks. Some of the students left briefly.

I think it went okay. The classes today were from the Nursing school which I think are going to be my lowest level of English students. I spoke too fast at first, and on the survey a few of them wrote I should speak slower. I haven't looked at the surveys yet, but that was what I saw as I collected them.

For the first hour, I talked about myself a little, and then went over the syllabus. I handed out the survey for them to fill out, in class, so I have something to work with for next week. Then introductions from each of them of their name, hobby, and favorite animal. So so so many of them said “little dog” was their favorite. I said a phoenix which may have confused them. But I drew a picture, so I think they understood what I meant.

Most of the students are girls. Of the 70 some students today, I think 6 were male. I could pretty quickly find the ones who will do fairly well, since they were the ones who talked more and more clearly in English during introductions.

After the break, I played Bohemian Rhapsody for them. I had the lyrics in a word document, but I had some lyrics missing. I had them listen and respond to me what they heard. I then would explain the lyrics, or in some cases, the idiom used. (Like “I'm easy come, easy go.” and “any way the wind blows”.) The first class, I got partway through the song, and it took the whole hour. For the second class, which I think is the slower of the two, I had over twenty minutes still left. Uh oh! So I had them watch the little video for the first unit in preparation (it had Chinese subtitles) and fill out the checklist which I made homework for the first class. The second class still got out early, but at least now I have an idea for pacing for two hours.

I'm hoping my other classes (which will be freshmen) will be smarter and faster. I'm afraid that these first two classes only understood about 40% of what I said. I may have more Chinese in my lessons that I thought for Thursdays. At the very least, I'll have some of the harder words prepared in Chinese.

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Just had the best afternoon ever. Hilarious lunch, for whatever reason. We've added more background to my true identity of “Vamparia”. I come from the old country, likely Sweden. (Sorry weird inside joke I can explain later...)

We also played the longest amount of football toss/frisbee toss with a few real bouts of football ever. We had to switch fields twice. Our regular place, the track field, was being overrun by the comrades gearing up for the rest of their training. Then the grass (very WET grass) by the lake. Then in the park, and we even got two guys to play with us! I'm dubbing one guy grasshopper. He would jump even when it wasn't necessary, and always did a jumping throw. Awesome guy. Too bad we couldn't get their names. They said they had a meeting that we probably made them late for. Ah well, we probably made their week!

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I'm going through the survey sheets, and the last question I asked was “Do you have anything else to tell me?” and I got plenty of funny Chinglish. A TON of “You are so beautiful!” But some of my favorites are:

“I need your help Marija Ferber” (I'm Obi-wan?)
“More importantly, you are so beautiful.”

But by far the sweetest was:
“Thank you my dear teacher. Because of you, I want to learn my English well again. You spirit my enthusiasm. Once a time I think it's useless to study English well, but now I change my thought. It is always important and necessary for me to learn it well.” Thanks Eileen!

I also don't have any of the best English names. Among the five of us, the “best” are:
Page Eleven
Cola
Journey
Shmily (mine!)
Cinderella
and a girl named Henry.

More later!! Off to dinner! (I'll have a picture post in one of the next posts.)

Friday, August 27, 2010

Free Time

This is a backpost now, and it was somewhat unfinished, but I'll post it anyway:

Today has been my first day with some actual downtime. My apartment is finally arranged the way I want it, and I just have a few odds and ends to put away and decorate. But I'm taking this chunk of time to relax, soak my feet, and watch an episode of Avatar instead.

We still don't have internet, but even when we do, I'll still need to get a proxy so I can access blogspot and facebook to keep in touch. The five of us waiguoren went to an internet cafe yesterday, and I mainly used it to check up on io9 and webcomics; nothing really serious.

The five of us includes: Josh, Marlie, John-Michael, Ben, and I. JM and Ben are from Akron in Ohio, and the rest of us are from Beloit. Although Josh, Ben, and I are the only ones with any Chinese experience, the other two have quickly picked up laowai and wu ge waiguoren. [Honored outsiders, and 5 foreigners, respectively.]

I haven't gotten sick yet, and I'm hoping I won't. The food has been good, and extremely cheap. I've been reviewing my 7s in the multiplication tables as that's approximately the exchange rate. (More like 6.56 something, but 7 is easier.) Everything has been cheap. The bus costs one yuan, or kuai. So only about 18 cents or so. Or two baozi dumplings for one kuai. To refill my water costs 5. I've only bought essential things, like toothpaste (that I accidentally bought green tea flavored. I didn't pay attention to the cha character.) and water and cleaning supplies.

Right now I'm listening to the sounds of outside chanting. The sophomores are undergoing their two week military training that's compulsory for all freshmen. They would have done it last year, but because of the bird flu, it wasn't possible (we learned this from one of the foreign directors today; we thought they were all freshmen).

One hilarious thing that we've started between the five of us, courtesy of Josh, are calling all Chinese children “grinnies”, and all dogs and puppies “wuppers” or “wuppets”. Most of the dogs we've seen are of a fluffy white variety, so it seems appropriate.

Just like Japan, I'm feeling the lack of sweet foods here, and so now that I've discovered they sell skittles I've been buying them every other day so I can feed my sugar craving.

Classes will start on September 6th with my TA Jenny at the Nursing school, and September 16th with my other TA Puppy (that I mentioned before) at the new campus. I have a different class situation than everyone else here, so we'll see how that goes...

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Twenty Four Days To Go...

So I'll be off to China soon to teach English for an academic year. I'd like to have a place to share thoughts in textual form and in vlog form. We'll see which of the two prevails! I will post as many photos and thoughts as possible here in the blog. I really want an account of my time there, since it marks the beginning of a new “era” for myself and my future. I've graduated, and it's a time of uncertainty, but I at least know what I'll be doing for the immediate year! (In general, that is, of course!)

I've been told I will have a significant amount of freedom in the curriculum and how and what I choose to teach. This is both nerve-wracking and exciting. If I think of amazing ideas, I will be able to implement them, but the flipside of that is not having those ideas in the first place and feeling lost. But at least I will have my teaching partner, Puppy!

Yes, I said Puppy. From what I read of the very helpful book, River Town (by Peter Hessler) and his experience in China teaching, the Chinese will choose rather... unique English names. Like Puppy. Or Chair. Or... really anything that “sounds” cool. It sounds odd now, I know, but think of it in reverse. When learning a new language, everything sounds intriguing and “cool”... but it could mean something as mundane as “paper”, or as unsuitable a name as Puppy is. Regardless, that's her name, and I'll try not to giggle when I meet her in person.

I should be receiving my visa soon. I'm getting the tiniest bit anxious about it, but Jackie said it should all be underway and we should all be receiving them soon. I don't remember how long it took for my Japanese visa when I applied two years ago (wow, that long ago already), but I believe the process began earlier so I had less to worry about with timing.

I also have this crazy notion that possibly I can make this a semi-fashion/work/travel blog. It's a lofty goal, but I have been reading a lot of fashion blogs lately and I think adding that element may not hurt things. At the very least, it'll guarantee a picture per entry!